March 2010
3 posts
I'm a bitch ass mother fucker!
I love big ole cocks in my bum.
and my mouth….
ONOMNOMNOMNOM!
matawan... to see a man about a car... who wants...
the blind lead the blind into bottomless pits
February 2010
56 posts
I've seen it. I'd give anything to un-see it, but...
stayliving:
anferneee:
bonjourfille:
textsfromlastnight:
(650): some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it’s not a wind tunnel!
“it’s not a wind tunnel” HAHAHAHAHAH.
candice’s vagina is a wind tunnel. They test cars’ aerodynamics in that shit.
I hate you.
You know you love me!
1 tag
bonjourfille:
textsfromlastnight:
(650): some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it’s not a wind tunnel!
“it’s not a wind tunnel” HAHAHAHAHAH.
candice’s vagina is a wind tunnel. They test cars’ aerodynamics in that shit.
“But men well know it is well for to know both,
for the more a man knows, the...”
– Robert of Glouchester
“If I get up, it’s either A to smoke or B to do nothing else.”
– You bitch quote stealer!
Me. (via thisdudeisamazing)
i never thought that you would be the one acting...
1 tag
and it was known as gandalf raping day...
i wuv bad romance skrillex remix
“If gay was a credit card, I’d win… wait thats not right.”
– Scott (i love this high motherfucker)
thank you greeley estates...
It’s all a lie, you gonna listen to them? Cause they’re out for blood You leave your life in their hands. So, is this what you call sexy? Lose yourself like it’s nothing.
For feeding into my twilight addiction
my car got broken into today... they stole my...
full pack of cigarettes and arrested development...
almost out of work... bedtime...
how annoying is the forced british spelling of...
http://formspring.me/anferneee
my friend has my flat iron... I'm going to die
Ballet Russe Cocktail
2oz Vodka
2oz Creme de Cassis (or any dark berry schnapps)
4-5 dashes of lime juice
-Shake it up, put it in a lowball glass, fuck your ice. Dont serve drinks with ice in them. So fucking trashy.
speaking of virginity...
http://www.formspring.me/anferneee
my formspring virginity is up for grabs…
i convinced a friend today that anal sex can get...
first time? in a bathroom on a boat... she was 20...
i have had 3 kir royales followed by...
valentines thoughts...
i hate relationships. these big pretentious hearts that show up on a facebook profile that let everyone know that the one of the two people involved is going to have a lot less money for a while. I get into a relationship and almost always just get bored. For a while (a while for me is a month), I will be totally into a girl but eventually I’ll just get sick of seeing her face. Everything...
chase bank is run by uruk hai
what should i clean my computer screen with?
Since you’re asking this, i’m guessing you dont have screen cleaner. Water on a clean rag. no windex.
stayliving:
it’s so nasty.
stfu you frosty-haired bitch
well we both know i'm too young for you, and when...
so i had a dream that dick vitale spearheaded an...
the city has sex
I've learned more from toilet walls than I've...
affect is a verb. your sentence makes no sense
stayliving:
I was going to come back with a “YOUR MOMS A LESBIAN” your mom joke but it just doesn’t have the same affect now.
anferneee:
I am immune to your mom jokes. my moms a lesbian
stayliving:
Beside your mom’s?
anferneee:
I actually got your phone number from a toilet wall…
(via stayliving)
bonne nuit tout le monde. a la prochaine
I've learned more from toilet walls than I've...
I am immune to your mom jokes. my moms a lesbian
stayliving:
Beside your mom’s?
anferneee:
I actually got your phone number from a toilet wall…
(via stayliving)
whitest kids u know. best show evar or best show...
I've learned more from toilet walls than I've...
I actually got your phone number from a toilet wall…
(via stayliving)
i feel like a 12 year old black girl, smoking...
out of season :-( but my bed is essentially a giant watermelon
stayliving:
Watermelon?
anferneee:
stayliving:
(via anferneee)
If only you had Kool aid.
i am so not lying right now, i have a glass of grape kool aid right here
ps. the fact that im on tumbler is really good evidence that i AM a 12 year old black girl
i feel like a 12 year old black girl, smoking...
stayliving:
(via anferneee)
If only you had Kool aid.
i am so not lying right now, i have a glass of grape kool aid right here
ps. the fact that im on tumbler is really good evidence that i AM a 12 year old black girl
i feel like a 12 year old black girl, smoking...