Gonorrhea Gone Wild

Mar 23

I’m a bitch ass mother fucker!

I love big ole cocks in my bum.

and my mouth….

ONOMNOMNOMNOM!

Mar 08

matawan… to see a man about a car… who wants to go with me?

Mar 07

the blind lead the blind into bottomless pits

Feb 26

I’ve seen it. I’d give anything to un-see it, but it just doesn’t work that way. It’s a one-way kind of deal. So call me a pessimist, call me whatever the fuck you want. I’ve seen what you are. I’ve seen what all of you are, and I couldn’t un-see it if I wanted to.

Feb 23

stayliving:

anferneee:

bonjourfille:

textsfromlastnight:

(650): some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it’s not a wind tunnel!

“it’s not a wind tunnel” HAHAHAHAHAH.

candice’s vagina is a wind tunnel.  They test cars’ aerodynamics in that shit.

I hate you.

You know you love me!

bonjourfille:

textsfromlastnight:

(650): some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it’s not a wind tunnel!

“it’s not a wind tunnel” HAHAHAHAHAH.

candice’s vagina is a wind tunnel.  They test cars’ aerodynamics in that shit.

“But men well know it is well for to know both,
for the more a man knows, the more worth he is.” — Robert of Glouchester

“If I get up, it’s either A to smoke or B to do nothing else.” —

You bitch quote stealer!

Me. (via thisdudeisamazing)

i never thought that you would be the one acting like a slut while i was gone…

thisdudeisamazing: anferneee: thisdudeisamazing: anferneee: thisdudeisamazing: anferneee: thisdudeisamazing: anferneee: I know. everybody knows thisdudeisamazing: This man. The things I would do to him are prolly illegal. MMMMMMMM I FUCKING LOVE ME SOME DRAKE! THE WORLD OF TUMBLR DID NOT KNOW! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE SEATED ACROSS FROM ME DOES NOT GIVE YOU ROOM TO TALK SHIT. :/! O i know you dont wanna start shit right now OH yes I do! I will come across this desk and beat you ass! is drake tired in this pic or are his eyes just fucked up.  maybe hes just tired of you No. He’s mixed with beautiful so his eyes are fucking perfect. If it was a half nude picture of some crack addicted skeleton you’d be all over that shit. Don’t talk shit you can’t handle. Well at least my crack addict skeletons don’t take pictures in front of posters for jack sparrow impersonators Cause nothing says sexy like a fur coat, platform heels, fur coats, and trashy sunglasses. This bitch looks like the 70’s bent her over fucked her shoved a crack rock up her nose and threw up on her. That’s fucking hot. shes fine youre fuckin crazy.  at least on the girl you dont see the lines from her sports bra sticking through her shirt.

thisdudeisamazing:

anferneee:

thisdudeisamazing:

anferneee:

thisdudeisamazing:

anferneee:

thisdudeisamazing:

anferneee:

I know. everybody knows

thisdudeisamazing:

This man.

The things I would do to him are prolly illegal.

MMMMMMMM


I FUCKING LOVE ME SOME DRAKE!

THE WORLD OF TUMBLR DID NOT KNOW! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE SEATED ACROSS FROM ME DOES NOT GIVE YOU ROOM TO TALK SHIT. :/!

O i know you dont wanna start shit right now

OH yes I do! I will come across this desk and beat you ass!

is drake tired in this pic or are his eyes just fucked up.  maybe hes just tired of you

No. He’s mixed with beautiful so his eyes are fucking perfect. If it was a half nude picture of some crack addicted skeleton you’d be all over that shit. Don’t talk shit you can’t handle.

Well at least my crack addict skeletons don’t take pictures in front of posters for jack sparrow impersonators

Crack Whore Cause nothing says sexy like a fur coat, platform heels, fur coats, and trashy sunglasses. This bitch looks like the 70’s bent her over fucked her shoved a crack rock up her nose and threw up on her.

That’s fucking hot.

shes fine youre fuckin crazy.  at least on the girl you dont see the lines from her sports bra sticking through her shirt.